"You and your friends, try to protect everyone… Haven’t you been doing this the whole time? I mean, how are you all still alive?"
"Not all of us are."
For the record, if there was anybody who could flirt with a mountain range, she’s probably standing in front of you right now.
i’m horny but i don’t wanna masturbate because i’m tryna get right with god
you ever cum so hard ya legs start shaking n ya face get all sweaty and you hallucinate and see Jesus shakin his head no
My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is