"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"
i get so uncomfortable when people ask me what im doing on the computer like can u not
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
well this is an awkward sequence of assumptions
MY DAD STOLE A TREE FROM THE NEIGHBOURS LAST NIGHT AND PLANTED IT IN OUR BACK YARD OH MY GOD HE FUCKING DUG IT OUT OF THE GROUND AND CARRIED IT ACROSS THE STREET. WHO FUCKING DOES THAT? THE NEIGHBOURHOOD TREE BURGLAR? NO! MY FATHER. MY FATHER TOOK A LIVE GROWING TREE FROM THE NEIGHBOURS.
Is it okay that I’m lost?
"Well it’s obvious you need my help, because you’ve actually found two."
"No we haven’t."
*stares at Harry* “Yes, you have.”
This. Is. Brilliant.
I don’t even care if this technically doesn’t fit the blog #yolo Potterlock 5ever this needs to be on our potterlock tag.